“One day she dumped me cause Dr Phil said she had no self love.
But if you ask me, personally, I think she had way too much.
Then Judge Judy helped her get half of my stuff.
And the saddest thing of all is now I can’t sleep with the TV off.
She ate TV dinner while I dreamed of being in her… and it drove me mad.
The worst thing of all was that Oprah had something I never had.
If I had a gun and a 20 tonne bomb, I’d blow up Hollywood to kingdom come.
But I’ve never been violent so I just dream with the TV on.”
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