This list features a few examples of the outlets that have published my work. It does not include articles that are no longer in print, pieces that were co-written, or work that has been published by outlets that I no longer consider to be ethical.
The Chasers Quarterly
“Introducing The Powerbrag” in print and available soon from The Chaser Shop.
Centrelink Caller Qualifies for Aged Pension While on Hold
#VanLife: 5 Midnight Pissing Hacks (And The Instagram Filters To Go With Them)
Kim Jong-Un Resigns To Take Up Facebook Group Admin Role: “It’s A Healthier Outlet For My God Complex”
Fairfax Axes 1/4 Editorial Jobs: Promises “Australian Journalasm Wont Suffa”
She Quit Her Job, Now This #GirlBoss Makes $23 a Fortnight
Papa Roach Talk Fear, Failure And Having The “Worst Band Name” Ever
Album Reviews: Hellions Indian Summer
News.com.au (including all Australian News Limited mastheads)
New Survey Shows 100% of Doofers Believe the Scene Was Better When They First Started
DMT User Finally Shuts Up About Ego Death 30 Years Later
Are You Awkward AF? Use These 4 Self Talks To Make New Friends
Scientists Prove Smarter People Take More Drugs (and no, that doesn’t mean what you think it means)
5 Times it’s OK to Judge at a Bush Doof
Listen To the Lyrics, It’s All There (Jonathan Sri)
When it comes to commercial writing, I’ve produced so much content that it would be impossible to list every piece or even every client. And, let’s be real, nobody wants to wade through the 14,000 words I’ve written on air conditioners.
I’ve included the following samples merely to show the range of different industries I’ve written for. If a business name is linked this means I’ve written most or all of their copy.
In addition to blogs and landing pages, I also write press releases, LinkedIn profiles, newsletters and more.
If you can think of it, I can write it! Just email me at firstname.lastname@example.org or call 0468928979 to discuss your needs.
4 Ways Life Insurance Can Make You a Better Person
14 Reasons Your Life Insurance Application Was Denied
How to Reduce Your Life Insurance Premiums
5 Reasons Your Social Media Addiction Makes You Perfect for Real Estate
Negative Gearing: Everything You Need to Know Minus the Politics
Just Stop! 4 Facebook Marketing Tactics Real Estate Agents Should Abandon!
How to Become a Real Estate Agent in Queensland
What You Need to Know About Cladding Over Asbestos
Is Aluminium Cladding Safe?
Synthetic Grass Is Not Dirty!
How To Lay Artificial Turf
Popping bushland cherry: The Babylon Festival is born
Winter is coming: Why you need to boogie at Tropical Bloom this July
Collaborations Festival: The Christmas in July you actually want
No regrets: The tale of a virgin EFF adventurer
How to tell if your “Google people” are underperforming
Google election: Major parties are quietly manipulating voter’s search results
Video marketing 101: Amateur uploader to SEO Spielberg in 10 minutes
3 ways your SEO company is killing your business